Gipsy Kings "Hotel California"

If you can put the image of John Turturro molesting his bowling ball out of your mind for a moment (not easy, I know) and listen to the music, you can practically hear the Mexican army charging across the plains to defeat the French in a manner so riveting that it defies reason that Don Henley had anything to do with this song, ever. Seriously, The Eagles should just sign the rights over to the Gipsy Kings. Happy Cinco De Mayo Everyone!
Download "Hotel California" by The Gipsy Kings